Probably my favorite “seal clubbing” mean machine after the A13 is the Nb.Fz.. For those of you who haven’t encountered this absolute “landship” yet, it is essentially three tanks wearing a trench coat trying to sneak into a Rank I match. Here is the lowdown on this glorious German premium: It’s big, it’s slow, and…

In the context of War Thunder, Seal Clubbing is the act of a high-level, veteran player intentionally dropping down into low-tier matches (Rank I or II) for the sole purpose of obliterating new and inexperienced players (the “seals”). It’s the digital equivalent of a heavyweight champion walking into a primary school playground and startin’ a…